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is pour on some lucious females body and licked off slowly

New man = doing the washing up and giving 5hrs of cunilingus pw

Warm,Wet,and totally Satisfying

Cross dressing trained e-mail slave looking for e-mail female contacts wishing to sell their used underwear

One part jello
Four ounces of liquor (your choice)
Note: Use ALL the water called for in the directions
or you end up with something rather slimy.

Any babes fancy writing E-mail to me,write about anything!

create a slipper nipple by pouring sambucca into a shot glass
them float some baileys on top and lets get nipple to nipple

1 package of lemonade
not to tart, not too sweet
stirred with a hot cinnamon stick
(shake well in the sack of the shack)
Drink and eat to your heart's content
Be satisfied...until next time

Just a note to let you know that I appreciate the tone of respect and civility which sounds gently over these pages. Heathens are at the door, but, remaining ladylike and composed, you head them off. Thanks for the wonderful, creative net-site. Keep spreading your sunshine and wit.
Love, shari

kool-aid package nd water. Wow wasn't that easy to make now.

What do you call the useless bit of skin around the penis?

The man.

Sex

Making love to blonde ladies.

i like orange juice mixwd with ginger ale

Bianca,
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

If a man can't be bothered, why should I?

I don't know

add a touch of water to create a sludgey kool-aid mess, and stick it in your oh-so-bleached hair. pretty pretty

Guava juice, cucumbers and old motor oil

Porridge and Marmite

juice, fruit, and yogurt of various flavors, blended well

enjoy email friends.

bi-gay-straight
m or f

ciao ragazze cerco quache troia

there is some girl that want my dick??????
i'm italian!!!

hi there from sunny scotland.
remember, it doesn't matter where you go, but there you are!
I want to have your babies

-MuzzÉ

I'M NEW HERE ANYONE WANT TO TALK?

Moller esteve aqui seus punheteiros

Don't like it but I make a great Strawberry Marguarita (MMMMMMM) tastes good!

Recipe?
I don't do much cookin'.
I just look at what's before me, and if I like it, I eat.

1 shot of rum--1 shot of tequila--1 shot of triple sec
1 shot of gin--1 shot of vodka--sour mix--coke--lemon--cherry
a LONG ISLAND ICE TEA!!!

HELLO

every flavor and a bottle of Everclear

1 ounce Grand Marnier
1 chicken fresh egg (a yellow one)
1 bit of paprika
1 avocato slash
mixed all this with a aphrodisiac liquor (Damianas')

1 "caballito" (ounce) tequila
1 mexican beer
mixed all together
drink it alone with a beautiful & dearestladie

hell with kool-aid!!!! WHIPPED CREAM!!!!

Kool-Aid
2 parts kool
1 part aid

1 package green lime Koolaid
2 sqirts of chocolate syrup
1 lemon wedge

A LOT OF WET

Strawberry, not too sweet, tall glass filled to the rim with
ice, poured not stirred...on a hot and humid day! (Makes me
thirsty already!!)

Gotta love the shack.....see you in the Cafe!!

I'm going to a party where no one is left alive

poon tang mixed with chocolate sauce

I do have one

Freshly squeezed lemon dripped over a perky firm breast
with sugar spinkled over the nipple!!!!!!!!!!

Nice visiting!

for a peppermint patti- 2oz pepp. schapps, 3oz whipped cream,2 fresh cherries, sprinkes (annie or otherwise). now the only thing you need to complete your meal is a patti and you're ready to eat!!

1. One part Me!
2. Two women
3. Three room house
4. Four hours of orgasms
5. = One Happy Me...

koolaid is nice, but sex don't rot your teeth!!

two bananas, some tomatoes, an onion, stick in blender, put dick in also, drink with straw during blending, no screaming please.

2 QUARTS WATER W/CHERRIEY PREMIX
LOTS OF ICE NO SUGER AND DRINK

1 gallon of water
1 cup of sugar
frozen as icecubes