Sun Jun 2 00:03:32 PDT 1996
LONELY (M/23)
MATTHEW1@TIR.COM
ORANGE JUICE, ABSOLUT 101, AND A SMALL AMOUNT OF GRENADINE.
ORANGE JUICE, ABSOLUT 101, AND A SMALL AMOUNT OF GRENADINE.
piss
Orange juice, ice cubes and two to try it
fem loves eating pussy and face-sitting ....and related acts of
pleasure (*)(*) someone talk with me ... please ?
ah, my favorite kool-aid includes the sweat from a woman's breasts after she's been fucked very thoroughly
hot wet pussy jammed on my face
I like my kool-aid on ice with a slach of rum...Yummy!!!
I like my kool-aid on ice with a splash of rum...Yummy!!!
Chill a quart glass pitcher in the freezer. When properly
frosted, mix cherry-berry kool-aid and sugar to taste.
Add 4-8 valium (legally prescribed by a licensed physician,
of course), take it to your bedroom with your favorite
person/people, and savor slowly.
dirty poems covered in what? not Kool aid
fuck
A hot body and lashings of ice cream to lick up
even better than kool-aid: a DEPTH CHARGE
1 pale ale (or india pale ale) mixed with 1 shot of
peppermint schnapps
nil
fuck to you drop
I like beutifull girls (very,very)
/* Programming Sex */
Kool-aid slipped over my body melting down my back and licked off with a shudder of pleasure
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I'M A ITALIAN BOY !!!!!
MY DICK IS VERY HARD !!!!
I WANT GIRL THAT SUCK MY DICK!!!!!
WRITE ME AND SEND ME YOUR PHOTO!!!!!!!
KISS!!!!!!
HEY BABE...
WHAT TIME DID YOU FUCK LAST...
CAUSE I'M SPANKIN' MY MONKEY FOR YOU...
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I'M A ITALIAN BOY !!!!!
MY DICK IS VERY HARD !!!!
I WANT GIRL THAT SUCK MY DICK!!!!!
WRITE ME AND SEND ME YOUR PHOTO!!!!!!!
KISS!!!!!!
ALEX- YOU'RE A DORK...
YOUR DICK IS A ROTTEN BANANA...ALL WITH BLACK SPOTS...
JA LIBA L-INT...(THAT MEANS....YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW)......
1. open box
2.pull out the bag
3.pour out bag
4.smoke a ciggarette
my favorite:
italian meal, and then i like to get a good bolwejob,
and after it ilike to eat my woman from her pusi and her
analingus.
talk to me babe.
shag it?
i want a hot sexy woman
I've been away. Glad to be back. Missed you.
Reggie
SEX
A good wine, a lovely lady and an electric atmosphere that
smells of lust.
I would love to meet someone in Vancouver for my first
bisexual experience...I am 18 years old...
My favorite Recipie consists of a naked woman and man and lots of agitation!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Masturbation is my favourite activity
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Masturbation is my favourite activity
Coca-Cola is the only real drink. It's the real thing.
Ciao!!
I am a student of medicine, there is a woman that wants tell me wath is VULVA??
1 part frozen heart of ex-girlfriend
2 parts bile
prozac as needed
178 grains lead
add to mixture of sulphur and gunpowder
squeeze lime (or trigger)
serve with desperation
1 part frozen heart of ex-girlfriend
2 parts bile
178 grains lead
equal portions of gunpowder and frustration
squeeze lime (or trigger)
serve over desperation
Recipe For Loving,,,,
Take two arms and gently wrap around her.
Take two lips and kiss her softly.
Take your toungue and insert into her mouth.
Gently swirl,and suck without catching a breath.
Move your hands to caress her between her legs.
Rub up and down pausing at the center.
move the other hand up to her breasts.
kneed them tenderly and play with the nipples,LIGHTLY.
Have her push into you and grind slowly.
This will start the process.
Guarenteed to work everytime,try it.
i like to kiss and caress the pussy
Cherry kool-aid mix and vodka
1 part Cranberry Vodka
1 part Avaition Fuel
1 part Club Soda
Stir Mixture
Ignite, and drink while flaming.
massage with warm oils leading to who knows what all with
who knows who
a tub full of cherry jello and thee!!
sslluurrpp!!
Romantic Eveing for two=candle light dinner, followed by wine by the fireplace
followed by a perfect night of passion.
One cool classy woman,
one box of mix(my favorite)cherry
add HOT BOX stir with my tongue. MMmmMMm.
The Kool Aid is done. Is there anyone here who wants a taste?
Hello all.. new.. give me a chance to look around!
After much thought, I've decided that coffee is as much a
sexual stimulent as wine. My favorite is Irish creme, with
a dinner of Irish sausage and warm melon, garnished with
home grown seseme seeds. Candlelight,softmusic, optional.
The above can be enjoyed for lunch, brunch or munching.
In fact, it can be enjoyed everywhere!
"nice guy, with a dirty mind= a fun date!"
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I guess 'jax' is in surplus.
I signed in last night, and tryed to chat tonight.
O.K.
Ladies, and all, goodnight.
my favorite recipe for sex is to smooth talk like a muthafucka
NINA I
AM HORNY
Kool-aid? What is this? Is this the part where I'm supposed to "Wow" everyone with wit..? (And how come no one has invented a "Spell Check" for the Internet?) O kay, kool-aid. The very best has got to be the basics...While firmly grasping the package in your hands, gently pinch the top until in opens and softly shake contents into a suitable recepticle. Add a liquid and not too much sugar. Mix well...
lemonade powder & honey
It would have to be Bacardi rum with coke and lime juice.