Well try this

Bourbon
Dry Ginger
Bitters (1 drop only)

Brontosauris Bite. Smooth for the ladies

Black and White Sizzler

Mix:

One Hot and very Horny Naked White Wife (me)
One or more well hung Naked Black Studs
One voyeuristic shutterbug husband (Mine)

Results:

Very Hot and Excellent Interacial Sex with Pictures!!

lol +:)

Dissolve one teaspoon sugar in a bit of water. Add a couple
of fresh mint leaves, one tablespoon of lime juice, and a
jigger of white rum.

Serve, with ice, in an old fashion glass.

latte with lots of white foam on top sitting by the oceanside cafe while you watch me lick the cream with my luscious tongue. yum.

i just wanted to tell you to only bite if you're planning to draw blood

Iced latte with extra froth, if you please.

Grape & Grain

All dreams can come true if you believe strongly enough...what do you dream of?

1 cup of dreams

Is there anybody there to talk to? it's so late...

love everyone who is loving you

maybe i should ye- submit...my name is Kris. I just came back
from the club. My friend Janine told me to try this. I'm so
horny....and I'm very good looking!

No one has responded... msybe I (kris) should go else
where to find my pleasure....

This is Janine. Can't somneone talk to my friend Kris?

Sorrel!!!! Yeah!(It's an island thing.)

1 eye of newt
2 big-ass frosties
1 sharp metal thing

Voila! Kool-aid fit for a king (or queen).