2 parts red wine
1 part axle grease
Place in cooled container & shake for five minutes.
Shave some ice, pour result over them (after placing in martini glass)
Sprinkle with iron filings.

I love women and talking to them. I am quite tall, and have a good build.
It would be fun to talk to someone, and I am sure you'll talk
to me for a long time.

bedroom

hard up food like loony up shit

pardon?...

whatever it takes!

A cruel mistress is every slaves dream.

jello shots
pick your favorite flavor
follow the recipe
except use 1/2 the water and 1/2 vodka
set time will take longer than usual

Kool-aid, water, sugar

mix, drink, or pour onto your partner and lick it off

Whatever....

Jack Daniel's and soda w/ lime

Jack Daniel's and soda w/ lime

dozen of piss

ehi girl send me your photo !!!!!!!
i want masturbate me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

use water....2 cups of sugar....a pray that no one get hurt!

TAKE A BIG CUP OF WATER AND A SHOT OF RUM AND SUCK THEM DOWN

Without love
there would be no
sex

Without sex
there would be no
love

What is kool-aid??

I'll take a Dry Martini over kool-aid anytime.

You can make it yourself (My favorite proportions are
2 onces of London Dry Gin to 1/2 on White Vermouth, with a
zeast of lemon) but it's often more fun when somebody else
stirs one for you.

later!

Hi all

Strawberry Kool-Aid mix, No need for sugar I`m already sweet,1 bottle Cuervo Gold, (mix ingredients well-and pour into my hot-tub) , add some fresh strawberries to float around, a can or 2 of whipped cream, some candles, maybe a little mood music, Me and You Babydoll!!!
Love ya!! Email if this sounds tempting ladies!!! xoxoxoxo

LOOKING FOR A FEMALE WHOS NOT AFRAID OF MARRIED MAN
IN DENVER BOULDER AREA.

Poke more smot!

come i don't know any...just let me in

your are such a sweet sensual lady

1/2 gram good black hash
1/6 of a light cigarette
1 small cigarette paper (for large papers increase portons)
small piece of cardboard for filter.

Bake hash lightly with lighter or
on light bulb until it crumbles easily.

mix hash with tobacco.

roll tightly in paper; twist one end.

roll up small piece of cardboard pun in end for filter.
cigarette pack is good; use piece about 1 cm X 2 cm)

light splif with lighter; smoke slowly; INHALE deeply; hold.

Enjoyed best with white wine or coffee.

Jell-o (tm) Shots!!!!!
Take 1 box of industrial size (FAMBLY SYZE) Jell-o of any
flavor. Add two cups of hot water. Stir until dissolved.
(this part is on the box, but be careful! Here is where the
recipe deviates. . .)
Instead of 2 cups cold water, add 1 1/2 cups Alcohol. Stir,
sir. Pour Jell-o into condiment cups (or condoms, for variety).
Pouring mixture into 3/4 oz cups will yield about 50 shots.
Refrigerate until set, sample as desired.
My favorite flavors:
Tequila Lime: Lime Jell-o and Cuervo Especial (my favorite)
Strawberry Daquiri: Strawberry Jell-o (duh) and Bacardi Light
Screwdrivers: Orange Jell-o and cheap Vodka (everyone else's favorite)
Cherry Vodka: Cherry and Vodka

These are but simple combinations. Feel free to try your own.
I even made a cherry, orange, lime layered shot, but it tasted
like the Cuervo. Hey, you could suspend a worm nicely in there!

Enjoy,
Joe

Fill glass 3/4 full with water - - - add ice - - - ice water (lol)

Instant kool-aid.

2 freezer chilled Martini glasses, 1 fifth of Tanqueray Gin,
10 drops of rossi dry vermouth, add ingredients together in a separate chilled container, stir sensually, pour out ingredients into
aforementioned chilled Marini glasses, place toothpick through a green olive that was stuffed with a jalipino pepper, place in glass.
Drink several quiclly, 4 or 5 should be sufficient.

I Prefer a good dry Martini, preferably Tanqueray or Beefeater gin. - stirred not shaken, no ice.
Olives with jalipino peppers are the best, but ones stuffed with coctail onions,or
almonds are an acceptable substitute. I am a binge drinker so prepare several!

A Princeton Tiger...
Take one fifth of Beafeaters Gin, and place in FREEZER for at
least twenty four hours... Remove bottle from freezer. (You will notice that
the bottle is partially filled with a slushy material.)
Open bottle and CAREFULLY remove the slush...what is left my dear friends..

Is a PRINCETON TIGER !!!!! (Be EXTREMELY careful when drinking these, as they are VERY potent.)

You are never alone with a yourself

Orange kool-aid with a shot of rum

One part me, two parts you and him. Mix well, and serve.
That's the key...serve!

what a fascinating little place, found it last night. still rather curious tho'...
where's your funding from my little smut junky? no ads...
still i must admit i find it quite interesting, and i'm thinking of joining
you soon. and what exactly is in those members only sections, eh?
truly, i'd feel alot better about sending you money if you'd tell me
the 'who' and the 'why'. back soon.

Photographs of Rock Stars and my e-mail addresss

WM,27 looking to correspond with F in San Francisco.

Shy Irish Boy, masters in computing, not used to using them,
if you can use me, and are female, let me know.]
Bianca, thanks for the opportunity,
Maurice.

anything submissive

A BEUTIFUL GIRL AND WHIPPED CREAM

2 hours and a half of preparation, then after the twisting and turning and moaning, lets go to action

two parts of tenderness mixed with one part of flirtation. Blend well and go for it!

One fifth saphire bombay
a jar of cocktail onions
you

I love ladies

5lb New Mexico Green Chillis (hot)
2lb Stew beef
1 onion

Roast green Chillis on BBQ until blistered
PEEL
(remove seeds as req. to regulate how hot)
in Pressure cooker, place Stew meat, and chopped onion
(salt and pepper to taste)
cook 25 min
ADD chopped, peeled Chillis
cook additional 25 min
serve Burrito style with flour tortillas
ENJOY

2 PARTS BODY
I PART LUST
4 PARTS SWEAT
1 PART EXHAUSTION