Take one horny guy (me)
add one nasty chick (you)
spread both liberaly with oil and
squeeze both halves together.
turn heat way up and keep cookin'
'till both have come.

1 willing female
1 sifter of good brandy
2 lit candles
1 stereo playing soft music
1 locked front door
1 willing self

mix all ingredients, shake well, and sprinkle with liberal amounts of love

i"m a CHATVIRGIN

1 packet kiwi lime flavored kool-aid
1 bottle vodka
1 glass w/ ice

put kooll-aid in bottle shake pour into
glass over ice let sit for 2 min and sip
slowly.

Anybody interested in conversing with a 24 yr old guy.....

come on get it to know

Where is the woman who make me crying

whats up room?

Howdy boys 'n girls

pear upside-down cake

So, how does this work?

I am Scarlett, ravishing at 5 foot 9, 38-24-34. I have long black hair and black eyes, olive skin and long legs.

ginseng and honey mixed with lipton tea

(Frozen Margueritas)
1 can frozen limeade concentrate
1/3 can Triple Sec (or Gran Marnier)
1 Can Jose Cuervo 1800

I am 5'6" and I am blonde, blue-green eyes, I love beautiful women and love to..well, you'll just have to find out more by emailing me. :) I am 34-24-34, slender, model, and I look like Alicia Silverstone, except with glasses. :)

Take 1 warm body and dress it in caramel and whipped cream add nuts and cherries. Asmile tells all
that a yummy desert is served

Mango eaten ripe, naked on crisp white sheets with a friend.

Spread your wings and fly away
whenever love drops it drops

two gallons water and sugar and lots of lube

The best shooter in the world!

Make Berry black Jello, pour it into a square cake pan. when set, cut out 1" square and place in shooter glass. add 1/2 oz (or what ever you want) of Raspberry Schnapps. Drink it in one gulp! YUMMMMMMM!

a bottle of wine a warm body and anything we can think-up

I Love! Black women....so send if you can please!?!?!

Love Black women...and white women also!!!

I enjoy purplesaurous rex poured over a hot woman

I enjoy purplesaurous rex poured over a hot woman

Any body here?

water and sugar......what else.....?

You take a dash of ripe woman and a smidgy of able man
and you'll get a butter-sauce that goes great with a
box of Ritz crackers...

RASPBERRY RIPPLE

not a recipe for cool aid...but for life...don't take it ..or yourself to serious....above all else learn to relax.....laugh....warm regards

not a recipe for cool aid...but for life...don't take it ..or yourself to serious....above all else learn to relax.....laugh....warm regards

not a recipe for cool aid...but for life...don't take it ..or yourself to serious....above all else learn to relax.....laugh....warm regards

1-800-PIZZA GUY

a hot-tub

1 shot of midori
1 shot of finlandia
mix with ectoberry

Slowly pour honey over my breast and let it run down to my pussy and then lick it off. Oh the heck with the honey

I love sweet, fun girls who love to get a little wild.
I have a talented tongue!!!!

BLAZE, I was here but to talk we have to caugh up $10. I'll
E-mail you. I miss you.

pour into a pitcher, fill with alittle bit of water and pour onto self on a hot, sunny day.

pour into pitcher, pour a little bit of water and pour onto self or mate on a hot, sunny day.

BLAZE, I was here but to talk we have to caugh up $10. I'll
E-mail you. I miss you.

Hello ladies!

Cindy you making me hot

I don't really like kool-aid. Indeed, I don't even know what it is.
When I was a small child, I used to fondle my father's silk ties quite a bit.
Does that count?

fucking

Hey how you all doin' out there.. I'm great