Open Package of Grape

Extend tongue

Pour small amount of powdered mixture onto tongue

Apply tongue and mixture to large nipple on small breast

Blend tongue, powder, and nipple

Is that a stirring down there?

me, bath tub, and purple coloured jello, sprinkle vermouth,
and a little sexual inuendo et voila!

All over my woman's body

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2 oz. vodka
3 oz. Wiler's cherry

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My favorite is cherry. I would take a wine glass,fill it and then pour it all over your breasts and juicy pussy while I lick it off them then I would take you then fill you up with my man juice.

none, I like Dr. Pepper

kool-aid and Absolute Vodka

cr& coke

water and koolaid

Banana Bread
Ingredients : 2 Laughing Eyes
2 Loving Arms
2 Well Shaped Legs
2 Milk Containers
1 Fur-Lined Mixing Bowl
1 Large Banana

Directions :
Look deep into laughing eyes. Use loving arms to
spread well-shaped legs. Squeeze milk containers until
mixing bowl is well greases. Insert large banana and work
in up-and-down motions until mixing bowl is VERY well
greased. Bread is done when banana is soft.

NOTE: IF BREAD RISES, LEAVE TOWN QUICKLY!

1- 500ml water bottle
2- Three purification tablets
3- Place item 2 in item 1
4- Shake
5- Pinch nose and drink quickly
6- Revel in the fact that you have once again avoided
dehydration and that evil saline drip

Just add water.

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This is my Favourite recipe for love......

1..Patience

2..Tenderness

3..A Tub Of Whipped cream and Chocolate Sauce

Remember; slow and steady.......Not fast and furious.!!!!

Looking for an intelligent,funny, passionate, curious man to begin a friendship . . . first

I can cook a great Caju dish (beef sclices, t-bone steak
, vetables, and of course spices). I'll keep you a free
sample if you gave me a free sample of ypur p***y!

Ever try pop-rocks during sex?

Young available college man looking for action.

A martini on the rocks, shaken not stirred,a sexy
woman, and a can of whip cream.
1) slowly peel off the clothes.
2) kiss every inch of her body.
3) Spray the whip cream all over her body.
4) erotically lick it off.
5) make love.
6) drink the martini

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a packet of anything but strawberry or blueberry and lots of sugar

Looking for a guy with a personality, sense of humor, confidence, and a brain to talk to

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It is only by following your deepest instincts that you can lead a rich life. If your fear of consequence prevents you from following your deepest instinct, your life will be safe, expedient and thin. - A wise dude

lots of jack daniel and a little coke