1 bag of the "blue" kind.
3 bananas
1 oz. Dry Vermouth
Bitters
3 Tsps of Orange Peel
2oz electrolytes (any baby food will do)

Take the blue stuff and whip gently with medium-sized wisk (Beat until frothy).
Stir in 1 Tsp of Orange peel and toss the other two over the shoulder.
Eat some of the Baby Food and add the rest.
Now blend on a permanent press cycle till malleable.
Garnish with bitter.
Chase with a nice glass of the Vermouth.
The banana will work wonders if frozen and inserted in the drivers lock of an '96 Mitsubishi.

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Grab the biggest jar you can find. (Any flavor will do.)
Head down to the local coffee shop and find the nearest beorgeois conversation.
Mention that your Uncle once smoked pot on the subway w/Charles Bukowski, and then sing the Polish National Anthem.
Introduce yourself to the nearest trashy blond, and then make several rude propositions to a bald guy in the bathroom.
Find a political reason to become morally indignant and then shove the contents of the Kool-Aid jar down the barkeep's throat. Garnesh w/parsley.

Recipe for fun:

Grab your wildest mates and head down to your old primary (elementary, or pre-school) school. Make sure it is a full moon and not too cold!!!! Go crazy on the playground equipment at midnight!!!!! This is also a great place to grab really cool black and white photos!!!
Scratch you all later!!!!!

Particular weakness for redheads. Please no guys.

Weakness for red-headed ladies!

Pussy juice,tit wank,spunk and a dash of saliva and KY.

Would any girl out there like to have an erotic correspondence
with me?Mail me.All replies wiil be responded to immediately.

The Perfect Cocktail:

One Glass
One Ice Cube (put in glass)
3 jiggers Single Malt Scotch

ENJOY!!!!!!!!

What will you give me for it?

This is my correct address. Subtle differences!?

I'm at a loss, but willing to learn.....

What ?`??

Water.....preferably warm and swirling.
add two lovelies, nude and smiling
play it by ear from there.

I love sex!

I remember when your eyes said love loudly. Kissed from across the room by your pale green eyes, I felt alive. Long flowing red tresses bring me to my knees as I wait hopefully for one more glance. A druidic princess, leaves me longing. Another day, wasted as it was went by without her.

Bianca rules, you sexy little thing....

To all women in Iowa (if any)
S/W,M/ With long tongue are you interested?

kiwi-strawberry and kicking kiwilime

bananas and chocolate sauce

Strawberries, really really cold & whipcream

I like dry Kool-aid spinkled over cottage cheese, then stirred in with crushed pineapple and mixed all up.

JIZZZ and poon-tang in Berry-Blue Kool-Aid.

You should try it.

It's good.

Love + Love = :)

Well let's see how 'bout a little voyourism tonight. i am not much of a creator for this forum. more of a lurker i suppose. but i sure like this web site so far.

I have an interest in helping ladies to find their G-Spot
and other Places which will give them a very strong orgasm.
Ladies E-mail me I think you will find it interesting.

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I'm a peter pushin' papa from joplin and I can plant my joint at any point deeper and more complete than any man in this land. I put their heels on my shoulders and their ass on a pillow and lean 'em waaaay back. then we lick and suck and tickle and bite and don't give it up 'til it turns daylight so why don't you forget about your fuckin' kool-aid and hop in bed with me and let's get laid!

If, ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a
Merry Christmas.

7&7:
Pour 3 oz. Seagram's Seven blended whisky over ice in a tall
glass. Finish with 7-up to taste. Pure nectar!

A Dbl Old Fashioned tumbler with a handfull of ice and a liberal amount of single malt scotch.

2 parts SharkleBerry Fin Kool-aid
1 part Bacardi 151

ground up 1 lime cut into 1/8ths with two teaspoons of Raw sugar in a beer mug full of ice stir and crunch and then poor 1 1/2 oz of cuban dark rum