tear off the top and lick inside

A holiday recipe:

Turkey Jigglers

Knox gelatin
cranberry juice cocktail
stuffing
gizzards

Put gizzard in jiggler mold (a plastic ice cube tray can be used for this. Mound a teaspoon of stuffing on top. Mix gelatin according to package directions, but use only half the quantity of juice. Pour carefully over assembled gizzard and stuffing, being sure to coat entire jiggler. Let solidify in fridge. When done, pop out of mold, arrange festively on a dish, with parsley.

I like to put vanilla ice cream in my coffee.

I like to rub an air-freshener all over my lover's sweet spot. Then I cover her hole with egg nog. Makes for a great Christmas snack!

I Love Fucking

is this a trick "?" ?

We are not what we see or seem, for life is but a dream.....
within a dream

We are not what we see or seem, for life is but a dream.....
within a dream

There is no recipe for kool-aid. The proper ingredient to a dish is love, so love cannot be present in something so simple as kool-aid.

Any hot men out there interested in an old school dominatrix
and a pack of lime kool-aid?

1 packet of coolaid mix, 8 cups of sugar, one gallon of gasoline

lose the water and add cum juice instead. it takes a while to accumulate enough, but it sure is fun getting it!

what's up

Water, sugar, and tropical punch mix...

A little love added to dependability plus an easygoing attitude.

add water.

Alka seltzer and grape juice

Huh?

add orange juice

i can go all night

Meditate nake,
Meditate with a friend.

take 1 fruit punch and 1 bottle of rum mix well put your fav. fruit in have a blast!

A good book, a warm fire, good wine, and sinuous, sensuous background music. Add good company to this wonderful montage and the world is a beautiful place.