Mon Dec 23 00:16:21 PST 1996
dave
waveydave@pacbell.com

just a hint of gin makes it allright


Mon Dec 23 00:50:20 PST 1996
James
jgeising@direct.ca

Lots-a stirring... nice and slow

- without your husband in the room!


Mon Dec 23 01:49:54 PST 1996
Mark Stone
gemstone@earthlink.net

Favorite insect, you ask? Hmm.....Bob Dole..


Mon Dec 23 06:11:14 PST 1996

Any females here?


Mon Dec 23 06:55:41 PST 1996
Ms. Potato Head ~ Mrs. Potato Head
sweet.potatoes.ham@xmas.dinner

A rhyme about a cyber fantasy. One shared between a simple farm kid who's lost in the big city and a wonderful, brave, and loving person who has shared her thoughts and her heart.

The whisper of wind
A kiss in the night
The touch of your skin
A lover's delight

The love in my heart
That pours through the wires
The touch of your hand
That stills these fires

Just so you know
I haven't forgot
What we have shared
Without any plot

This all simply happened
With never a plan
Somehow so special
Somehow so grand

Where it is going
I haven't a clue
But where ever it is
I'll go there with you.

...me


Mon Dec 23 08:50:53 PST 1996
Steve Carmichael-Timson
modem.consultants@crystal.dircon.co.uk

Faveorite recipie for kool-aid. Chill a gallon of Kool-aid and then throw in a gallon of Pims.


Mon Dec 23 12:19:54 PST 1996
Heiko and Brille
KRECHelectronics@t-online.de

Waren auch mal da. Bisgen gucken.


Mon Dec 23 12:20:29 PST 1996
Gary
Gary1516@hotmail.com

Hi ,
I have being going out with this girl , and we have being
Masterbating Together , she is very good , but i dont want
to let her down , because i dont really know what i am
doing when it comes to my turn to stimalate her , i just want
to make her come , please anyone , i need advice ,
PLEASE BE SERIOUS , Thank you


Mon Dec 23 12:33:27 PST 1996
Swedish Slave Eva

I want to be used, fucked, raped and humiliated


Mon Dec 23 12:35:14 PST 1996
stormcrow
nunya

ya fine!!


Mon Dec 23 12:37:31 PST 1996
stormcrow

well, whussup now....I walk into a room and everyone gets quiet???


Mon Dec 23 13:19:02 PST 1996
Robert
rfa_8730@tsu.edu

Hi, everybody; Is there a hot couple out there for me and my girlfriend?


Mon Dec 23 13:30:09 PST 1996
Jimmy Carter
jcarter@sonetcom.com

Normal sex!!! Fuck adn suck


Mon Dec 23 17:54:07 PST 1996
holacomoestas???
Crzyskidvr@aol.com

Hello Any hot women need a man to satisfy them???


Mon Dec 23 18:42:00 PST 1996
Roberto Juan Gabriel Xaivier DeValera
bkhcom@ctf74.ctf74.navy.mil

1 Clown named Noodles
1 50gal drum of Crisco Oil
2 Albino typists
1 Trampoline
Lots of Ready Whip
1 Large plastic mat
Everclear(Lot's and Lot's)
s h a k e w e l l !!!
e-mail me!


Mon Dec 23 22:50:29 PST 1996
ferret
ferret777@webtv.com.



Mon Dec 23 22:53:30 PST 1996
mutt
mutt

cookies


Mon Dec 23 23:58:48 PST 1996
DAFFY TAFFY
TAFFY6@ix.netcom.com

DEVIL-EGGS,
12 EGGS BOILED-PEEL AND CUT IN HALFS.
REMOVE YOKE, CHOP FINELY.
DICE THE FOLLOWING- GREEN OINONS
CELERY
DILL PICKLES
JALOPENEO PEPPERS
COMBIND ALL
ADD SALT AND PEPPER TO TASTE
ONE TEASPOON DRY MUSTARD
ADD SMALL AMOUNTS OF REAL MAYO SO IT STAYS THICK
SPOON INTO EGGS GENEROUSLY
THEN GARNISH WITH PAPPERICA FOR COLOR
UM! UM!